Tag! I'm It

Hey there, surprised to see me again huh everyone (whoever reads this). Well me too, never had it occured to me that I'd be back here because I thought well.... it's best not to tamper with what's dead (Think ressurection stone from HP7). Anyway, I thought it'd be injustice if a certain someone tagged me and i just left it hanging there (now it's more like injustice towards me). And so this entry allows me to rediscover the joys of blogging (well, at this blog anyway; I've rediscovered the said joy at another blog) and also the mah fan-ness of doing this tag. Without further ado, may I present to you......

Some things to know about me

INSTRUCTION :

Bold the statements that are true to you.

Italize the statements that you WISH are true.

Leave the fibs alone.

Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.

1) I miss somebody right now.

2) I do not watch tv these days

3) I wear glasses or contact lenses.

4) I love to play video games.

5) I have tried marijuana.

6) I have been in a threesome.

7) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.

8) I have changed mentally over the last year.

9) I curse. hehehe....recently! =p

10) I am totally smart.

11) I've broken someone's bones.

12) I am paranoid sometimes.

13) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

14) I need money right now.

15) I love sushi.

16) I talk really, really fast.

17) I have long hair.

18) I have lost money in Las Vegas.

19) I have at least one sibling.

20) I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. Fake Eyelashes for Prom!! =p

21) I couldnt survive without Caller ID.

22) I like the way I look.

23) I am usually pessimistic.

24) I have a lot of mood swings.

25) I have a hidden talent.

26) I am always hyper.

27) I have a lot of friends.

28) I have pecked someone of the same sex.

29) I enjoy talking on the phone.

30) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

31) I love to shop.

32) Enjoy window shopping.

33) I would rather shop than eat.

34) I dont hate anyone. at times, i wish i do.

35) I am a pretty good dancer.

36) I am completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

37) I have a cell phone.

38) I believe in God.

39) I am an adrenaline junkie.

40) I watch MTV on a daily basis.

41) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.

42) I have rejected someone before.

43) I want to have children in the future.

44) I have changed a diaper before.

45) I have called the cops on a friend before.

46) I am not allergic to anything.

47) I have a lot to learn.

48) I am shy around members with the opposite sexs.

49) I have made a move on a friend, significant other or crush in the past.

50) I have tried alcohol before.

51) I own the South Park movie.

52) I would die for my best friend.

53) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.

54) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.

55) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.

56) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (It's only awesome cause it's my birthday!)

57) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.

58) I am happy at this moment!

59) I Ãm obsessed with girls/guys.

60) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.

61) I study for tests most of the time.

62) I am comfortable with who I am right now.

63) I have more than just my ears pierced.

64) I walk barefoot wherever I can.

65) I have jumped off a bridge.

66) I love sea turtles.

67) I spend ridiculous money on makeup.

68) Plan on achieving a major goal dream.

69) I am proficient in a musical instrument.

70) I hate office jobs.

71) I love sci-fi movies.

72) I think water rules.

73) I went college out of state.

74) I like sausages.

75) I love kisses.

76) I fall for the worst people.

77) I adore bright colours.

78) I cant live without black eyeliner.

79) I am afraid to pick up random objects on the road because they might be cursed.

80) I usually like covers better than originals.

81) I can pick up things with my toes.

82) I can whistle.

83) I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.

84) I have ridden/owned a horse.

85) I still have every journal I've written in.

86) I can stick to a diet.

87) I talk in my sleep.

88) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.

89) I have jazz in my blood.

90) Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.

91) I wear a toe ring.

92) I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.

93) I am a caffeine junkie.

94) I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.

95) I have been to over 15 conventions.

96) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better. (used train tickets lol)

97) I am an artist.

98) I only clean my room when necessary.

99) I like a person of the same sex.

100) I love being happy.






101)I'm not tagging anyone!

Various Artworks by Ben

Check these out

An artwork I would like to call "Money Makes The World Go Spiral"

Flying Card Above the Card Tower

Am I Not Paying These Guys Enough?

Ok this is not exactly an emo post. I've been busy the past few days and will continue to remain so in the next few days due to assignments.

Recently there's this sense of insecurity welling up within me. An essence that has been long absent from me. Usually I remain calm and happy at all times and still am now. However there was this one single outburst of emotions on one occasion which was quite recent. Hmm.... I wanna say no more bout this, just want to add some illustrations because words aren't worth a thousand pictures. And yes I know what I'm saying =p.

Good incentives keep these guys working hard. The incentive? Not resulting in a meltdown, hence sparing their lives.

This wasn't exactly in their job description.

As someone once mentioned to me, this makes me more human-like.

"This is the art of remaining calm, Young Grasshopper"

Ok maybe I'm too egoistic to admit that this is an emo post.

The War in Australia

*buzz* Private Sim reporting in for duty sir.

Today the Malaysian club held a joint paintball event with the Singaporean club of Monash at Echucha (which is in the middle of nowhere. Imagine 3 hours' bus ride from Melbourne). So all of us gathered within the Uni compound at 5 friggin 30 a.m. But knowing Malaysians and Singaporeans, confirm late wan la. But anyway bus left at 6 friggin a.m. and we arrived like 9 something at our destination. After signing the we-don't-hold-any-liability-in-the-unfortunate-event-that you-do-die form, we were given some gay jumpers to change into. This is a little different from what I played back in Malaysia though (only T-shirt and jeans, damn macho).
Then it was a wait of A FEW DAYS before we could finally begin playing. In the meantime a portion of us managed to take some pictures.

Wei Lern, Me, Riorn and Jia Qi

Gay-looking jumpers. Oh and the reason i'm posing like that is because I had to run back into position after setting up the camera and there wasn't any space for me to stand normally.

Anyway we didn't had chance to take photographs during our matches. What a waste. Just so you all might be curious as to how we players look like fully-equipped, here's some pictures.

This is the paintball mask.

This is how all of us look like after putting on the mask.

The game is played out on many different scenarios. Eliminate all opposition in the jungle, attack/defend the fort, capture the flag with tyre bunkers just to name a few.

This blue arm band defeats the purpose of a camo outfit.


"I'm not aiming at anyone, I'm just posing for the camera."

So basically during the game, u get shot once and you're out of the game if the paint ball bursts onto you. As for me, I managed to turn into "Superman, man of steel". It's like I get barraged by tens of bullets all hitting me(vs Singaporeans and Thais with army training, damn accurate), but it just ricochets off. Still pain la but then.

One nifty way to "heal" yourself in this game is to use this. No, I'm just kidding =).

Oh mother..... head shot. "Tastes like strawberry."

Those of you all in Malaysia taking things for granted. Got super paintball facilities but all don't wanna go. All not free and postpone paintball event wtf. When I come back make sure go ok? Btw paintball in Australia is damn expensive. So don't be too trigger-happy.

Blog Filler Post

While I was busy preparing for my examinations, a certain someone sent me a url for a joke site. Being an easily distracted person, I had to check it out. Here it is: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Malaysia

Warning: This site contains elements of racism jokes(aimed mostly at mat rempits). Please do not view if you are a Mat Rempit, Government official or find these kind of jokes distasteful. Also you must be Malaysian to understand this.



TMNET Speed Kills Ad. Ironic douz. Lorry fast only, internet slow.


But thats just some of it. I recommend viewing the section on 'Malaysia Celebrities'.

Anyway if i receive complaints eventhough a disclaimer is placed there, sorry la cannot help you. Enjoy reading, or click the X button at the top right hand corner. I'm just a guy with a sense of humor, not a racist. Hopefully I still can go back to Malaysia. Wah my first controversial post. I so scares.


This is a picture of Chinese 'slit-eyes' beagle. Reminds me of my handsome beagle.

When all of a sudden...

I woke up in the middle of the night. Precisely 2am. Hmm.... so now what?

Simple...... fix myself a midnight snack. So i came up with this.

It's 3 eggs in between 4 slices of bread and cheese. And now for my magic trick.

Alakazam!!!

Wah! where did it go to?

X-Ray of my torso after the snack.

Ok I hope this will inspire Sieu Theng to copy my idea again. Let's see you top this. Still hungry btw = ( . Would you like to have another sir? Yes please.

Edit: not so free to make a second. just added a bowl of cereal into my bowels. and now to start studying for Statistics exam tomorrow. Everybody procrastinates, right?

Cleaning Up My Closet

Hello and welcome to my blog. Opening ceremony hooray! The past Easter Holiday Week has certainly led me to refocus on my main reasons while I'm in Melbourne. As it always happens, I will usually show enthusiasm during my first few days of something (new school year, college and now Uni), but that same enthusiasm will slowly and gradually die a painful death. Consider the following diagram to help you better understand my predicament. Activities for past few weeks were weekly clubbing, casino, [insert appropriate activity], etc.... anything but study(got la but amount is negligible).

But I believed I've taken a few big steps to remedy this. Now tell me whether is this a giant step.
I managed to gain enough composure to say 'no' to my (only) pet sister Angelline to go to her clubbing event. geng mou? of course geng.....

Itulah Dia Angelline!

Ok that was hard.... phew! Then I decided to *drum roll* ........ clean my room as part 2 of Reorganizing My Life. Disclaimer: The following pictures includes elements of disgust. Please refrain from viewing if you are a clean-freak.

Before

entrance to my room. damn scary.

Files and briefcase lying on floor. Study ma...

Clothes dried but not folded. For a month.

Study desk. Not a conducive environment for studying eh?

This is my bookshelf. "I can't find my books!"- Main excuse for not studying

Clothes on floor after wearing them. Tired then take off and throw here only lo....

After

Please don't be mistaking this as a 5-star hotel room.

Wah where did all my clothes go to?

Here they are! 26cm worth of clothes folded. I've outdone myself.

Now this table so much space I can even breakdance on it.

Bonsai on my table. A little greenery to help soothe the mood while studying.

Wah bookshelf so organized!

Voila! No more clothes on floor.

Sorry la picture not so clear using handphone camera. But anyway the bottom line is: Don't MESS with me!...... However, one just cannot help but to ponder, how long will this last?